Hell Yeah!!!
After the superb Television event that was "100 Greatest Britons" broadcast last year on BBC1, Channel 4 has put together the 100 Worst Britons. Basically made up of 130 odd people from our times who have pissed us off: Here's my list.. If you want to vote go here .
Atomic Kitten
Girl bands suck. Simple as that, yes the Spice Girls had some nice tracks but these girls can't even offer that. First of all after years they finally 'make it' and then proceed to sack the guy who wrote their songs, managed them and made them what they were.. Way to go to say thanks girls.. You're on the list!
Jeremy Paxman
What an annoying little pompous tit. I can't stand him. He's so up of himself its not funny. He's just a complete twat and for that he gets my vote.
Richard Whitely
I don't care how popular countdown is, Richard Whitely shouldn't come to the conclusion that the reason people like it is because he presents it, which is the exact notion which you can see playing across his face when he presents it. That guy has less charisma than a chalk duster. Not quite as arrogant as Jeremy (in fact not by a long shot) but enough to go on my list.
David Dickinson
I think this will probably be the one choice I share with most of the nation. First of all he was on daytime for 'Bargain Hunt' acting like a bit of a twat. Then when his show is popular and goes primetime he assumes its because people like him acting like a twat so he steps up the twatishness and becomes an even MORE annoying tit! Arrrgh!
Sara Cox
I can't stand her! If I wanted to listen to a bloke I'd have tuned into Chris Moyles' show. Laddetism is very very bad. Surely they would have worked out by now that guys aren't likely, when faced with the choice between two girls, to choose the one which is more like a man ack!
Although in truth this choice is only made because Mark and Lard the completely lame Radio 1 'Comedy' duo aren't up there yet (goits) the first time you listen to them you think.. mm zany off the wall humor.. Might be a good listen.. Then after the second time you think "Did they just play the tape from yesterday?"
And finally you realize they use the same jokes every time.. Every single show. Its been going for like 3 years!! They just ripped off Mortimer and Reeves and put together a truly crap show.. Arrrgh!
Liam Gallagher
This guy pisses me off. He's such a stuck-up doesn't-give-a-shite git. I mean come on.. Buying John Lennon's piano.. What was that all about?? Did he secretly hope that John had scrawled a few chords on the lid that he HADN'T ripped off yet?? What a complete goit.
Jim Davidson
This guy just puts my back up.. Isn't he like a wifebeater or something? Anyway I can't stand him. *shudders*
Jade Goody
Ffs how thick can one person be? And she's pregnant so we can't even order her to be sterilized before her stupid genes are passed into the gene-pool! Humanity's intelligence will be severely diluted if that baby isn't born sterile.
Guy Ritchie
What an annoying guy!! He's not as bad as some of the others on the list but anyone who promotes 'Daz' washing powder needs a kick in the soft, dangly bits.
Darren Day
Yes yes, a thousand times Yes! What a completely annoying little tit!! I disliked him before "I'm a celebrity Get me out of here" and when I saw clips from the show I detested him!! He really is as much of a twat as I thought he was!! Arrgh! And he's from Colchester too!! He's exactly like every git I ever encountered in Colchester =] Note: Not all Colchester people are gits, just saying the small proportion of gits who are in Colchester are exactly like Darren Day.
Well at first I thought: "I'm never going to find anyone here, guess I don't have the killer english spirit" but then I found celebrities and lo I was sated in my quest for annoying gits who deserve the 100 worst britons nominations =]
Later!
John
Posted by John Swaine at February 21, 2003 12:21 PM