The ‘Liberal Stick’ is a mythical artifact invented in invented by my Chicago U attending friend, Sean which is a metaphysical manifestation of liberal rage directed at those who deserve it - ‘to beat with the Liberal Stick’.
When asked what the Liberal Stick would look like I reply that I see it as a Rounders Bat (think a short squat baseball bat), although slightly longer and with an engraving of FDR rolling up his shirt sleeves.
Unfortunately in the past year the Liberal Stick has been passed from idiot to idiot and mashed wildly with so little finesse that it has ultimately harmed the wielder - Dean, Gore, Moore etc (less unfortunate to have Moore hurt himself with the stick).
Shame it takes an Iraqi to do the sticking that needs to be done - to the morally indifferent idiots who make up the Left’s elite ‘interference runners’ on genocide, terrorism and acts of oppression and brutality.
Today Mohammed takes on the recent terrorist attacks in Iraq:
Can you answer the question what will be the response of Iraqis towards these horrible attacks? I’ll help you; These victims came to volunteer to serve their country as IP members and this is not the 1st time this happens and the response of Iraqis to such attacks was always more volunteers and longer lines. What does that tell you Philippine and Spanish government? If this is bravery and wisdom, then how should your actions be labeled? Maybe it’s not your business? That would’ve been a more honest answer had you said it, but you’re not just cowards or stupid, you’re also hypocrites. This include all the “anti-war” crowd with all the clowns there such as Michael Moore and George Galloway and their likes. You make me SICK when you support the “Iraqi resistance” and call these killers a revolutionists. Did you watch your “resistance” today? This is what you support and this is how history will view you; supporters of murderers and criminals, and for what? Fame and money! Enjoy it. It won’t last, as the truth will soon be revealed and you’ll be exposed to all as the disgusting parasites you are.
I doubt that we can forgive you all for your cowardice, stupidity and hypocracy just as we’ll never forget the sacrifices and the help of the Americans, Australians, British, Italians, Japanese and all the other coalition members.
Now that’s how you use the Liberal Stick.
Later
John
Posted by John Swaine at July 28, 2004 09:33 PM | TrackBack