(Totally copy-pasted from this BBC Article)
“So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!” Trey Parker and Matt Stone told trade paper Variety.
“Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies.
”Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!! “
For those who haven’t learned about the pile of bullshit that is Scientology, Xenu is the evil Alien Overlord who killed all the other aliens by dumping them in earth’s volcanos then brainwashed their souls when they tried to escape. The alien souls (or ‘thetans’) attach themselves to humans and are the cause of all bad feelings.
Xenu is a cross between Satan and Skeletor from HEMAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE.
Hail Xenu indeed!
Later
John
Posted by John Swaine at March 19, 2006 02:31 AM